[found this in facebook and had to share. I know I am guilty of quite a few of these. xD ( Read more... )

This is a very suspect phrase. Were I religious, I would think that I would want to give my time, energy, beliefs, and money to a higher deity that was clear about his/her motives.

Just saying.

Posting them in order of how it was done. There were many more but this is all I had time to post at the moment.

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OWIE


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...until you have leftover spaghetti-o's for breakfast because you're too tired and lazy to do anything more complicated. XD

Is it really necessary to wear over-sized belts over sweaters?

No. So take it off and wear your fucking sweater like it is meant to be worn.

Please stop wearing short ski-type jackets with really long shirts. You look like a special-needs child ( Read more... )

getting a tattoo [my first] from a skinny man named Dave at a tattoo place called "Lucky Bastard". We [my sister and I] also overheard from his co-worker that Dave has a DUI ( Read more... )

I need to know something. Have you developed, oh I don't know, more enhanced vision than the rest of us average 20/20 Joes? Because I don't know how you can see a damned thing behind that poorly cut sloppily-bleached emo haircut in your eyes, and those super-dark giant sunglasses. Will you go blind if someone suddenly removed them from your field ( Read more... )

...to Jim Morrison. December 8, 1943 ( Read more... )

So I was emailed a 22 page fiction piece at nearly nine last night by the student we're workshopping in creative writing class today, only she sent the wrong format. Didn't get the right one till right before I went to bed, but I didn't actually check the email till this morning cause I was dead tired when I went to bed ( Read more... )