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Pills:

Will cause you to blame the green fairy inside your head for everything that goes wrong in life

'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

That's awesome...

Anywho, I don't feel good... work sucks, why god why? Can't I just win the lottery? Then everything would be 100% totally fucking awesome.

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What military aircraft are you?
EA-6B Prowler
You are an EA-6B. You are sinister, preferring not to get into confrontations, but extract revenge through mind games and technological interference. You also love to make noise and couldn't care less about pollution.

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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary ( Read more... )

Hmph, another miserable day... at least the weather's good. :)

I love the rain...

I'm exceptionally depressed today for some reason... I don't know why...
:(

Work sucks, that's not helping... but at least I can take naps later tonight when no one is here... muah haha.

Argh... someone saaaaave me.

Relax, breathe, slow... in/out - one, in/out - one, in/out - one, in/out - one ~ drift ~ calm ~ focus

Toe to head, relax...

I want to hear, I want to see, I want to feel... Show me the way once more o faithful Gods and Goddesses...

Mmm, voices in the head... woooooo.

Well, I know it sounds stupid... but just trying to help someone figure out a dream makes me feel better ( Read more... )

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine and into your brain... that's where all the shitty ideas come from.