What can we do
to keep from being inevitable? We can create
the past that would've happened. You remember: sunlight
through the seams and contradictions, a yellow jungle
of geometry beyond the kitchen door, a breathing
sky. Ours, nearly ours. We did insist it in our bones.

An American couple have a child. The obstetrician comes into the delivery room after the birth to inform the couple that the baby is completely normal, besides the fact that it is German. The couple are very much confused, but after some deliberation they decide that this will not be a problem. As the child grows up, it begins dressing in ( Read more... )

The sex organs of male snakes are called hemipenes and resemble extended hooks. The male uses these hooks to attach himself firmly inside the female's body. Snake sex takes an hour usually but it can last up to a day if it is goood ( Read more... )

Never become someone else's slogan, Lizziebeth, because you are poetry.

I feel that I should be sentimental about the end of the old year and the beginning of the new year but I do not have much to say that is sentimental. I am entirely pleased with the following ( Read more... )

I have conditioner now and it is making my hair unusually soft and shiny. Details to come.

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I am coming back to life and after I have taken my exams I will be re-energized fully and will come out of a school work fog for a while and I will relax. For now I am studying and I have been studying for an entire three days straight with very little sleep ( Read more... )

(About the Floozy not calling him when she arrived in Delly Wear:)
David: I was so worried. I kept having these visions of Jacky outside the door, face down on the front porch, dying, with a sword protruding from her back.
Me: Just outside of the door?
David: Yes.
Me: And you did not go outside to check?
David: It is cold out there ( Read more... )

Please do not feel neglected. I am trying to ignore the internet for now. Apparently important research papers do not write themselves and presentations do not put themselves together in neat twenty minute packages. So please do not do anything weird or say anything interesting or have sex with strange foreigners in bars who almost invariably turn ( Read more... )