A Malfoy Surrounded by those of Ignoble Origin is a Piteous Circumstance Indeed.

[eyeofthesnake]

And yet, it is a situation which I must endure. A lesser man might have fainted from revoltion at the sheer thought, but naturally, the word "lesser" rarely, if ever, applies to me, and I am not set to fear

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Private to Draco

[__parvati__]

My, you being all authorative and Quidditch Captainty is very attractive.

Private to Parvati.

[eyeofthesnake]

I would have to agree. I much prefer hearing it from you than from Battersby. I would deem him a homosexual if he was not so obsessed with that Hufflepuff. Then again, I'm quite sure that we all remember the rather telling incident of the previous year.

[rolandbattersby]

All this threatening from you is making me blush.

I beg you, stop before I develop a rash.

[eyeofthesnake]

Cease switching the soaps, or I will be forced to have Goyle wave his adipose arm at you whilst Crabbe punches you repeatedly in the face.

[rolandbattersby]

Cease bossing me around, or I will be forced to tell my sister that you think she's a hot ticket!

[eyeofthesnake]

As if I care about such a misgiving. She's 13, and your sister. She has no chance with me.

[readmyfortune]

Draco, I know you know my name!

Six is really early!

~ Lavender Brown ~

[eyeofthesnake]

That doesn't mean that I like it, Berry.

I am aware. Are you saying that your constant quests to help your fellow man are just for show, and when it comes to actually putting effort forth, you recoil? I'm disgusted.

[readmyfortune]

>O

No! I'll take them, just be nicer about it next time, please!

~ Lavender Brown ~

[eyeofthesnake]

I won't consider the possibility.