HAPPY EASTER!Excuse me, I was just seeing what it was like to be Lavender Brown. Don't take offense to that, Lavender Brown, for it was done in the most innocent of somethings ( Read more... )

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I was walking down the hall, very peaceful, and very much minding my own business, when all of a sudden, out of the blue, my eyes were accosted by the sight of my sister KISSING a BOY ( Read more... )

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS BOY?


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The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone. The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone.

Which hurts! I was minding my own business, building a rather handsome deck of cards in the Common Room, when Lennox passed by and accused me of looking down her shirt, kicked me in the leg, and then moved on, probably to be told by her hired help that she ( Read more... )

What is this I read about my little sister dating a MALE? Males are dangerous! Trust me, as a macho man, I know. I am going to find this male and destroy him before things get out of hand. Nothing is too good for my baby sister, except perhaps any food in the house, which belongs solely to meI always knew that this was going to happen. Why can't ( Read more... )

Well, the petition for justice in the Great Hall has been removed, so it seems that I am to forever be injusticed. I personally think that wearing a dead squirrel on your head and then expecting people not to make use of it is a much more sinister criminal act, but what do I know?

Good Things About This Christmas:

• Pudding
• Free calenders (anyone ( Read more... )

I stayed at Hogwarts because I was thrown off the train.
I am apparently not at liberty to explain why, because some parties are embarassed.

I stole the conductor's hat, and his toupee came with it. Naturally, I had no choice but to throw it into a compartment full of first year girls (You can imagine how they reacted. You'd think that I'd thrown ( Read more... )