Comments | eyepatch21: I don't think cleats are very much use on this raft..but I'm not sure I own any other kind of shoe..

eyepatch21

I don't think cleats are very much use on this raft..but I'm not sure I own any other kind of shoe..

Jun 20, 2008 22:57

So, um... I've decided to explore the ocean! A little sudden, maybe, haha... but, um... well, a-actually I guess I don't have a choice... Hiruma-san said he was going to take us on another, um, what did he call it? Extreme Death Training Cruise? I think it was something like that... Well, in any case, when I woke up I was on this raft, so... here I ( Read more... )

football, training, cleats, um where am i

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fuckaneer June 21 2008, 06:33:22 UTC

There you are, shrimp. Looks like you're the only one who didn't fucking jump ship in the middle of the night. They're probably using the fatass as a floating device or some shit.

Che, whatever. I don't need them in my crew. You read that book on pirates yet, shrimp? There's going to be a quiz when I find you.

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 06:37:18 UTC

W-what? I... what book on pirates? Why would I need to read something like that? Is that a team, The Pirates?

w-why would they leave me behind...?

fuckaneer June 21 2008, 06:39:33 UTC

It's in the bag, you short fuck, so read it.

We're gonna be pirates, kekeke.

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 06:43:29 UTC

...

...Pirates?

I don't... but I... how... did you ask Mamori-neesan about this?

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rumbledeer June 21 2008, 06:36:13 UTC

Good luck on your Extreme Death Training Cruise!!

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 06:39:42 UTC

Thank you!! I, um...

S-sorry, are you a... reindeer?

rumbledeer June 21 2008, 06:43:00 UTC

YES!! I AM A REINDEER! YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!!

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 06:44:47 UTC

Oh. You're a reindeer.

...how are you typing...?

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justice_giraffe June 21 2008, 06:53:36 UTC

Hi! I'm new here too.

If you do find a pizza place that delivers to ships could you let me know? I foolishly left my team mate in charge of the grocery shopping and now we have more booze than food >_>

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 07:00:44 UTC

Oh... that does sound bad, I guess you can't really survive on, um, booze. I will definitely tell you if I find any pizza places that deliver out here, though!

agent_wolf June 21 2008, 07:05:01 UTC

Don't listen to him, you can too survive on booze. You just have to be resourceful and live off the elements. And have a liver of steel.

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 07:10:38 UTC

O-oh... well, maybe the elements are giving him some problems...? I know I always had trouble with the Periodic Table...

A-actually, you know, um, I'm not entirely sure that much alcohol is really very good for you, even if you have a steel liver... Your teammate might be right...

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lunar_luna June 21 2008, 07:00:09 UTC

Hullo! Are you looking for more crew for your ship, by any chance?

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 07:04:43 UTC

Hello! Actually, I didn't even know I was going to be on a crew, until Hiruma-san informed me... but, if we are, I'll ask him for you! He says chicks are bad luck on the seas, though... Um. Maybe he wouldn't mind you. Can you play football?

lunar_luna June 21 2008, 07:49:46 UTC

Is football the one with the snowshows and little yellow balls?

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 07:52:26 UTC

Um, no... snowshoes and little yellow balls? I'm not sure what you mean, but American football is the one with the, uh, sort of ovalish-shaped ball and the big shoulder pads and stuff. It's really fun!!

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lambovine June 21 2008, 08:10:31 UTC

PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 08:12:24 UTC

W-what?! No, I -- you can't -- !

Do you have any food with you...?

lambovine June 21 2008, 08:13:35 UTC

LAMBO-SAN HAS SOME CANDY AND A CRAYON!!

eyepatch21 June 21 2008, 08:14:40 UTC

Oh! Well... candy is better than nothing! But I don't think I would have very much use for a crayon... you only have one?

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