Come on, people

[eyesocketparty]

See? I'm fine. My heart's still beating. I don't go up like a match the instant my skin is exposed to the sun. I still have a reflection. The Xan-Man is just great.

Okay, so on occasion I sprout fangs and I sometimes have a hankering for a liquid diet, but I'm not a vampire I'm a... thingiewhatsit

Comments

[hugoish]

All right there, Mr. Xander?

[eyesocketparty]

Never better, Hugo!

[hugoish]

Er. All right. The fangy things don't hurt at all then?
I suppose I ought to be more concerned than fascinated, only you seem all right just now so perhaps I'll think it over later instead.
What's it like, then?

[varsity_seer]

Nobody is killing Connor.

[eyesocketparty]

Yup, I already established that, Cor. Over my dead body and all that stuff.