Hehe.

[eyesreadvacancy]

I have a new best friend.

Her name is Zoe, and she glows in the dark.
I brought her to Akron with me. Not that she's useful up here, but she's still with me.

Hah. I'm a loser.

PS

I love Daniella.

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[sadistic_smile]

SCORE! *does a sexy jig*

[sadistic_smile]

Wait....does this mean my best-friend-ness has been replaced by ZOE??! WHY?!?!? *sobs uncontrollably in the fetal position*

[eyesreadvacancy]

Hey. If you can replace me as fiance, I can replace you as best friend.
*sticks out tongue*

[note_to_self108]

Ah yes... I was told of Zoe... *shudder*

[eyesreadvacancy]

Hey, shut up! I'm sure if you had a friend like Zoe, you'd spend all your time with her. You know I'm right.

[sadistic_smile]

.....That's really mean...but you know...I introduced you to Zoe...so it's almost like Zoe is me...so...uh....I'm still your best friend. Oh yeah.

Sue from Talk Sex says that friends like Zoe are even better friends with guys. It's a proven fact.

*skips around Lesley in circles*

[eyesreadvacancy]

*gasp* Zoe better not try and acquire a boyfriend or something. She'd be the type to do that, you know. She's kind of skanky. I mean, I love her, but still...

You're... Zoe...? Whoa. I always knew you were good at sexings, but I never knew you were that good. Score for you!

*gets dizzy and falls over*

Yikes!

[hurricanemax]

This is all getting too strange for me. I have a feeling if one knows who Zoe is, that this conversation is rather yucky.