Must. Post. The Turkey Story!

[eyesthatslay]

You know it's a thing. :P Time to share the The Turkey Story. What Thanksgiving would be complete without it?

Many of you on my f-list are hardened veterans of my annual tradition of posting The Turkey Story. However, there are also many of you on my f-list who have yet to experience the profound trauma awe that only reading this story can bring.

Comments

[tx_cronopio]

It's a tradition! Happy Day, honey.

[eyesthatslay]

Tradition it is! Thank you, wishing you a blessed day as well.

[teragramm]

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

[eyesthatslay]

Thank you! Wishing you a wonderful Thanksgiving as well. :)

[sandy_s]

Somehow I have never read this story! lol And it is magnificent!!! *HUGS* Happy Thanksgiving! Love you...

[eyesthatslay]

I can't believe you've never read it! I've posted it every year for, like, forever! :)

Glad you liked it! Love you too sweets. <3

[ride_4ever]

My first time reading this story. Wow. That was a doozy.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your ankle-high dogs!

[eyesthatslay]

It was a wild day in the life of ETS. ;)

Thank you! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. <3

[petzipellepingo]

OK, now it's actually Thanksgiving.

[eyesthatslay]

w00t! So proud to be a part of your Thanksgiving Day. :D