Must. Post. The Turkey Story!

[eyesthatslay]

You know it's a thing. :P Time to share the The Turkey Story. What Thanksgiving would be complete without it?

Many of you on my f-list are hardened veterans of my annual tradition of posting The Turkey Story. However, there are also many of you on my f-list who have yet to experience the profound trauma awe that only reading this story can bring.

Comments

[musing_mia]

Yay! I was hoping we'd get the Turkey story. It's not Thanksgiving without it.

[eyesthatslay]

You know I can't disappoint you hon. <3

[mosinging1986]

I remember this story! Thank you!

[eyesthatslay]

You're welcome! :D

[rainbowstevie]

I am but a random stranger wandering by the LJ homepage, but as a former owner of a part-Shepherd who counter-surfed her share of important foodstuffs in her day, this brought me great joy. Thanks for sharing!

[eyesthatslay]

Awesome, thanks so much for reading and commenting! Glad you enjoyed my crazy story. :D

[ghostgirl13]

Woke up and came looking for this story! It's a must-read on this day! Thank you for continuing the tradition. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!! *hugs*

[eyesthatslay]

Yay!! I'm so proud to be a part of your Thanksgiving Day sweetie. I hope your day was wonderful too. *hugs*

[manoah]

Now it's officially Thanksgiving!

Best to you all.

[eyesthatslay]

:D

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!