Must. Post. The Turkey Story!

[eyesthatslay]

You know it's a thing. :P Time to share the The Turkey Story. What Thanksgiving would be complete without it?

Many of you on my f-list are hardened veterans of my annual tradition of posting The Turkey Story. However, there are also many of you on my f-list who have yet to experience the profound trauma awe that only reading this story can bring.

Comments

[darkladyvamp]

I was thinking about this story the last week, and hoping you would post it!

[eyesthatslay]

I must not disappoint my minions! Mwahahaha :P

So glad you enjoy it, and I hope you had great holiday.

[amoonchilde]

Love,love,love the Thanksgiving turkey story!! Cracks me up every time! 😜 Happy Thanksgving girlfriend! Love you! *hugs*

[eyesthatslay]

Yay yay yay!! So glad you still enjoy reading it hon. I hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Love you too!! *hugs*