I saw this from Adam and Meg, and thought to myself, "Self, you should do this. You did an end of the year review last year." I then went to look back at it, and realized that was two years ago. I sure never update my journal anymore. Oh well.

( My year of crap )

It couldn't be more perfect that my stripper name would be Zelda.

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Donna: A computer would completely rule in my kitchen. I would be even more Alton-like then ( Read more... )

Well, for all you who care and don't read Mark's livejournal (which of course you clearly all should), Dad and I did make it to Vegas in one piece. I questioned the possibility of that a few times, specifically while my father was in the mountains with two-thousand pounds of weight behind him. I changed my flight, so I won't be back in town until ( Read more... )

I should just be a realist and know that I'm not going to update often. Anyway, for those of you who care about what I am doing for my summer, here's a quick update ( Read more... )

A big ole HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two very special people, Miss Jane "Good Eater" Weiner and Lesli "Bastard Black is the Hottest Family" Palyo. Both are celebrating their 22nd birthdays today, so yay. Also, Happy Birthday to skanky sister Dawn, whose birthday is Monday. Apparently, lots of parents like to have sex in September. Michele and I decided ( Read more... )

My ice cream man also plays "Happy Birthday" and "When the Saints Go Marching In." He is indeed a strange ice cream man. That is all.

I just read one of the funniest news stories ever.

Red Neck AlertFrom the conversation where I showed Suneetha ( Read more... )