the world is looking up a bit nowadays, well my world at least.

thanks pickle :)

I was never cool in school ( Read more... )

As I peruse this delightful digital medium I note that alot of communtities and users are just plain fucked. Now, while this may seem like a broad generialization and maybe I am going to hell for it, it's true. I'm not going to name names but these people sit behind their safe, refreshing (lol) monitors and dish venomous witticisms out upon others ( Read more... )

vanity, ah where to begin. i suppose a disclaimer probably wouldn't go astray; i am vain, it's true. many times have i walked past a shop window and thought to myself "who is that beautiful bastard over there? by the gods, he is good looking enough to reboot my OS and install the latest Gaywear. uno momento... that's me!". now that's particularly ( Read more... )

everyday people go about their lives lamenting one thing or another, they are miserable because they can't get that raise, or that person or that thing they so desperately crave. and all the while they give no acknowledgement to all the things they do have. that is a life fettered with petty gripes and soulless indulgences. so, in an effort to ( Read more... )

there once was a nun from st. Ives
whose vagina was covered in hives
scrub as she would with sandpaper
her comfort was no greater
and she began to bleed out her date.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, i am going to hell.
but, hehehehehehe.

that's right you little hairy groined perusers of bloggish mundanity, due to popular demand there will be another (and perhaps others) in the realms of translating religious texts into dialectish delights ( Read more... )

i am, as ever, alone inside my madness. sometimes i think that i am not here, that this is all some bad dream and i'll wake up again into a more palatable reality ( Read more... )

i've deleted this post because whatever it needed to accomplish it has.
hope you're doing ok celeste.

despite my inkling that no one reads this humble journal, i have decided to post again ( Read more... )