Hey guys I have a BIRFDAY coming up soon!

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A tiny robot to do my coffee-related bidding is even better than my original plans: Plan A - Army of nymphets drenched in blood (Elizabeth Bathory style) to be my personal coffee servants; Plan B - two lollipop-wielding transgendered midgets (Dr. Girlfriend style) to operate my French Press (not a

Hehe. New favorite video.
"All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."

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I just adore how terrified religious fundamentalists (not just Christians) are of athiests! And also what little faith they have in the good of mankind. I'm no optimist, and not an athiest either, but come on. Give the intelligent ape a little credit ( Read more... )

This one has been asking for it!

It's very rare that just looking at a business card can make you lol.

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I found this on Michael Ian Black's website. In other news, didn't know he and Michael Showalter were making another show together!! I kind-of want cable again, just for that.

Does anyone know why there are so many job postings for Cincinnati? Is there some kind of "Cincinnati Renaissance" that I don't know about? I guess it would be closer to family, but ugh. Ohio.

I can't decide whether it's stupid or proactive of me to start looking out of the box (the box = San Diego) for work. Brant is really liking his new job at Passmore, and I'm sooooo happy for him! What an awesome opportunity. Meanwhile, my resolve to stay here is fading with every cool design opportunity I see in other cities. For now, I'm not even ( Read more... )

Dear U.S. Government ( Read more... )

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all right. this made me laugh.


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I'm bored, annoyed and stranded at home. So you know what that means... it's time for LJ ( Read more... )