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Slug A is mindbendingly good. There are no low points on "Grateful Words", only times to pace and breathe.

5:06 PM Rose: we named a kitten after you
5:06 PM Rose: they are the four kittens of the apocalypse
5:07 PM Rose: war, famine, pestilence, and dave

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I was asked to edit the following intro paragraph:

When I was younger, I already knew would pursue a master's degree, so it would be no surprise to a younger version of myself that I would be applying to graduate school. What would have been surprising is that it is to an Electrical Engineering program. When I was 15, I was extremely interested ( Read more... )

You know how on New Year's, we disguise a holiday about heavy drinking by writing facile resolutions?

GUYS GUYS. I HAVE AN IDEA. We totally need to make lists of truths we hold to be self-evident!

Additionally, I'm pretty sure I could pull a phrase out of every page of Infinite Jest which could adequately serve as a band name.