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BRISTOL PALIN SPEAKS OUT ABOUT ABSTINENCE. TAKE THAT, PIT BULL WEARING LIPSTICK!
In an interview with hard-hitting veteran empty pantsuit journalist Greta Van Susteren, Bristol Palin admitted that the abstinence can be "unrealistic" in certain cases. Obviously this is a small victory, especially considering her puppetmaster mother likely will not ( Read more... ) -
Odds and Enzymes
I think Ray Allen looks like Sam Cassell before his face got all stretched out
Chris Bosh is the only basketball player who actually looks exactly like the mascot of the team he plays for
Everything I learn about Lil' Wayne makes him all the more intriguing. The blunts, the sizzurp, the studio time, the mixtapes, everything
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Open on: Man in cheap suit standing in warehouse holding candy bars.
Man: Do you like Snickers?! Do you like M&M's?! Do you like Baby Ruth?! Then come to Crazy Norman's Discount Candy Bar Warehouse where we sell you broken candy bars for lessCut to: Man walking through boxes labeled in permanent marker "Snickers", "Hershey", etc ( Read more... ) -
DonkeyShit.com
So anyone who isn't in Ames currently probably doesn't know about this, and maybe some people from Ames don't know yet, but there is a life-changing website out there called MonkeyThis.com. They have an incredibly large selection of groceries, electronic supplies, household supplies and such and they charge slightly more than a grocery store for ( Read more... ) -
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In the first episode of Flavor of Love this season someone who Flav had nicknamed "something" took a shit on the floor. I'm not kidding. A human adult defecated on the floor on basic cable television. -
What the WHAT?!
Today I saw a woman at work who I can only describe as the female version of Danny Devito. Her face didn't resemble Danny Devito, but I can tell you that the mental picture you're getting picturing the female Devito is exactly what her body type was. It was difficult not to laugh ( Read more... ) -
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I got arrested, and if any of yous see my name in the paper again for a DWI it's part of the same incident but for some reason (that is quite difficult to explain) they can't arrest me for it until way later, so I'm not on some horrible downward spiral, I got my wake up call, and I've been shaping up since my arrest, even if I get arrested again. -
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Yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in a while, fuck it ( Read more... ) -
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Kirby Puckett died today, and he was one of my childhood heroes. I remember meeting him a lot, this is really sad.
