fabulist
Oct 13, 2013 12:00
- Sun, 07:51: Mason jars make me happy. I do not, however, label them with letterpress-printed cardboard tags tied on with twine.
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fabulist
Oct 12, 2013 12:00
- Fri, 21:25: The only problem I have with aging is figuring out that delicate balance with suspenders that lies between droopy drawers and Tweedledum.
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fabulist
Oct 10, 2013 12:00
- Thu, 08:38: I believe I have invented the Vietnamese eiskaffee. I will except my Nobel winnings in small, unmarked bills.
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fabulist
Sep 26, 2013 12:00
- Thu, 07:51: The space age put the bolts in my neck and the library gave me a new brain, but afrofuturism was the lightning bolt that fired it all up.
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fabulist
Sep 22, 2013 12:00
- Sun, 08:35: When they say "Drive it like you stole it," I think "Cautiously and as discreetly as possible?" because that's how I'd drive a stolen car.
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