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facemeetpalm

hydrogen peroxide smells funny

Sep 27, 2008 17:33

So I was in Las Vegas this weekend and I did not set my soul on fire. We stayed in a large semi-classy hotel on the strip called the Flamingo, which claimed to have a flamingo habitat in its tropical garden area but I did not find it. So clearly they are all a bunch of liars ( Read more... )

my life is so dramatic

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ascii_70_85 September 28 2008, 03:33:12 UTC

"I felt compelled to pour pig's blood on somebody's coat."
Nah! too Peta.
They make everyone twitchy funny when I say I'm a veggie. People think I'm automatically also psycho.
Just give 'em a good shove into the lions' caged area (the tourists, though if there are Peta members around ... )

Don't wreck your bike it's not good for you; I'm against it.
Can you type with the broken finger? or are you slowly one hand typing it?

aeiriz was wondering about you a month or so back.
I suggested she read your journal and also wrote bad things about you my aeiriz-only reply.

She's very busy lately though. As I like when 'people' mention me, so ... {shrugs}.

Jon's your boy, non?
Perhaps not every entry, but he's supposed to be mentioned frequently. Positively, if he's living up to his 'title'/'obligation'.

Feel/heal better.
Thanks for posting.

facemeetpalm September 28 2008, 04:07:29 UTC

I'm typing with both hands, but not using my left middle finger. I either have to keep my comments brief, or take lots of breaks because my finger/arm start to feel funny when I don't have my hand elevated. It's probably not broken, just a bad sprain in the end-most knuckle. I'm just really paranoid.

spotless_circus September 28 2008, 03:57:58 UTC

"those foot supporters, Dr. Scholl's, that means he studied for years and years, Doctor. But that means he wasted a lot of time, because it doesn't take a degree to figure out that stepping on a CUSHION will be more comfortable. I'd'a bought that shit from a Mr. Scholl. Or maybe even a Senor Scholl."

Have you heard the new Mitch Hedberg CD?

facemeetpalm September 28 2008, 04:02:05 UTC

Nope. But I have gotten into Patton Oswalt. Have you heard his stuff? The man's hilarious.

I'm not a huge fan, but I think you would like Bob Saget's stand-up, too.

spotless_circus September 28 2008, 05:27:54 UTC

Bob Saget is pretty funny. and I love Patton Oswalt, i love his shit about his apartment building.

"I'll be trying to go to sleep at night, and hear what sounds like an 85 year old Bolivian woman, a 9 year old kid from the bronx and Popeye having a screaming argument with each other? Then look at the window and OH that's one guy."