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smoosh.
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MEN.
All of them. -
motherfuckingcocksuckermotherfuckingshitfucker WHAT AM I DOING!? what am I doing.
I may have made an egregious mistake in allowing a couple to move into my house. I like them both separately. But TOGETHER. My god. I want to vomit. THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA ( Read more... ) -
ajksfbkajsbfapanic
I AM SUCH A FUCK UP. HOW CAN SO MUCH TIME GO BY WITH SO LITTLE PROGRESS?
Maybe I'm taking school too seriously. -
he loves and she loves
Twenty-first century flirting strategies are just retarded. -
An update! How droll.
... Yeah, so that guy twice my age I was talking about? Totally fell in love with him. Oops! lulz 8D -
No one puts Baby in a corner.
Oh my god. I am massively attracted to a man who is LITERALLY twice my age. And I'm not talking about my girlboner for Robert Downey Jr. I mean someone I know in real life. Ohgodohgod.
AND DID I MENTION THAT HE LIKES ME BACK? BECAUSE HE DOES. HE TOLD ME.
Hee. :3Ohhhhhhhh god. My life. What the fuck. IS IT OBVIOUS THAT I AM SORT OF LOSING MY SHIT ( Read more... ) -
ho hum pig's bum
WHY AM I AWAKE. Damn you, hangover and consequenting nap at 9pm! But on the bright side, I got drunk dialed at 2am by Theo, my childhood friend and neighbor, who now lives in Philadelphia and wanted to tell me that he had a big crush on me in like sixth grade and unrelatedly thinks I have grown up into an awesome human being. All in all, a very ( Read more... ) -
Ra ra uh uh uh ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la...
Okay drunk. Well, like. Not DRUNK drunk. Buzzedish. I invented a new drink called the Ice Princess, which is a variation of the white russian. It's vodka and kahlua, but instead of ice and cream you just put in ice cream and make a boozy milkshake. Also my roommate's mom brought red wine with chocolate stuff in it which I added to my ice princess. ( Read more... ) -
harumph.
I do not miss being in a relationship. I do not miss feeling bored and obligated to spend time with someone. I do not miss feeling GUILTY for feeling bored and obligated to spend time with someone. I do NOT miss the terror that accompanies being vulnerable in front of another person. I don't think I even miss the unconditional love. I don't know ( Read more... ) -
My stage name is Lupina Marzipan.
Has it really only been a week? The breakup feels like ages ago. Incidentally, I've been flirting like a madwoman and last night I was asked out via text message, which was actually way less lame than it sounds ( Read more... )