This is a joke, right? A really terrible joke?

....That said, if anyone makes a zombie joke at me I'm going to torture them slowly. Save that crap for the actual undead around here.

It is nice to have my memories back though. At least, the ones that were stolen as a result of the tournament. I hate it when people screw with my brain.

....Damn vampire tried to TURN me! Nearly worked, too, except for this neat little trick where I can't die. Still have to find the Doctor and figure out what the hell he did to me. Next I'm gonna kiss him, and then I'm gonna kill him. ....On that note, why does my contract say I'm 2,200 years old? When did that happen?! You'd think I would ( Read more... )

Name:  Jack
Species: Human (more or less)
Gender: Male
Age: ~2,200 (give or take)
Will you be an Angel or a Demon?: Demon
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