I had a dream last night that Daniel Day-Lewis bought me from Harrison Ford for twelve dollars. How the hell am I supposed to interpret that ( Read more... )

So our Eckerd is under investigation for stealing. This is not a good thing. Cameras are everywhere and our every moves are being watched. This sucks.

I need to buy plane tickets. It's soon now.

I am going to Megan's on Sunday for an Oscar party, assuming that the Oscars take place. It will be fun... hopefully.

This week was quite memorable. Unfortunately it is over now and I must return to reality. I got to see Jenni for about two hours. I spent everyday with Daniel and somehow managed to not get tired of spending time with him, which is always good. Josh didn't flake once, but Russell did. I decided that maybe the college I was planning to attend isn't ( Read more... )

For a while I really cared. But the more I think about it, you were never really worth even the littlest amount of effort.

Hmm. I was just watching Oprah and there was a five year old boy who could play the piano better than I can, and I took lessons for eight years. It's not fair.

leeson of the day: five year olds that can play the piano better than I can suck.

At what point do people begin to accept reality? When do people realize that the things they want in life may not be the things they end up with in life? Growing up in a generation where we have been told to “ achieve the impossible” or that we can “be whatever we want to be”, it’s hard to believe that later in life I could be doing anything except ( Read more... )

So Mel and I have decided that we would be in favor of partying this weekend. Kevin has also agreed. We need to make some serious plans, seriously.

Taylor. Are you home? If you are, you and I are going to get together and have some Devon and Taylor partying. Let me know what's up babe. I have Monday and Tuesday off.

For some reason I keep getting e-mails from this one company who advertises penis enlargements. What the hell? Seriously, I get one at least once a day. I get no other junk mail, just penis enlargement offers. Hmmm. I don't get it ( Read more... )

Mother fucker. I wrote a whole fucking entry and then I accidentally pushed something and it erased all of it. Which for you I guess is a good thing because it was full of stuff that you guys don't give a shit about, so thank your lucky stars that I am a dumbass ( Read more... )

Let me tell you how much I love Conan O'Brien. I think I am going to go to New York and kidnap him and bring him home with me and make him all mine. We will get married and I will have many of his children. Aww, cute little red heads will be running around everywhere!!! Wait, what the fuck am I saying? I hate kids. Maybe we can just be life ( Read more... )