your un-manly, frail muttering on the tracks "Fix You" (Coldplay) and "Bedshaped" (Keane) makes me think that a rather large gorilla was squeezing your testicles forcefully when the songs were recorded. Were you both in group-testicle-squeezing together before recording? Because it cannot be a coincidence that you both have the exact same level of ( Read more... )

sometimes you wish that someone, anyone, would have shaken some sense into you, violently and persistently, and made you realise you'll waste your life if you don't follow advice, if you go with your own irresponsibleness ( Read more... )

Dear Stephen,

in my mind you embody everything that is Wilde. I am your humble servant and I demand that you release a movie that is just about you being clever and wonderful and witty. You are my master and it is like you ARE Oscar Wilde at times.

It is therefore I must adress a concern of mine, namely the recent adaptation of The Importance of ( Read more... )

well, kids. i have to get some sleep before my journey tomorrow. egypt, here i come! inshallah...

see you all later. :)

today's lessons in Arabic (who says I'm not helpful?):

ikhlass ya sharmoot wa iftahy khashmak
(Shut up man-bitch and open your mouth)

:D

i think it is ridiculous that it takes a whole football team to hold one little guinea pig for claw-trimming.
and the shrill screams of terror as i hold his little paws...

it's probably just me, but this is a funny song ( Read more... )

Yes, i love Madrugada.

i am so fucking sick of spam.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT SPRING-OFFER ON VIAGRA, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
(no pun intended.)

the brainchild of tristan and irene ( Read more... )