'Half a Scrumpy Jack please'
'Sure'
*Barmaid returns with pint that looks like Strongbow*
'Err... You sure thats Scrumpy Jack?'
'Yeah'
'Shouldn't it be cloudy?'
'I've worked in a pub for 2 and a half years, I know what Scrumpy Jacks looks like'
'Err... I've been drinking cider for over twice that time, this really isn't...'
'You don't have to drink it'
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