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Dec 08, 2008 17:22

Twilight movie review! Because I KNOW you were DYING to hear my take on it.

Cut for ranting and TMI. )

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caveat_lect0r December 9 2008, 01:03:56 UTC
Har har, did you download it or break down and pay to see it at the cinema? I don't know how you expected anything BUT what you reported, but...

Where was the TMI? I came in for the TMI.

On several celebrity makeup sites, there are breakdowns for how the artist did Edward's face. LOL UR DOIN IT WRONG. I will never be attracted to a man while I read about what shade of lipstick he's wearing.

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faeriemere December 9 2008, 01:48:50 UTC
No, I broke down and paid. I haven't really gotten on the movie-downloading bandwagon, for the most part. Besides, the Internet here makes such things a veritable impossibility anyway. I was being hopelessly optimistic, I suppose. But Bets and Carrie SAID that it was decent. So, for that matter, did Villareal. I feel most unjustly deceived.

Well, by "TMI", I mostly meant that I felt I'd devoted entirely too much energy and space to reviewing something so singularly unimpressive.

*snerk* Really? When will they learn that some things should not be de-mystified? Poorly done vampire makeup, for one.

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caveat_lect0r December 9 2008, 01:51:32 UTC
Villareal likes it? Er. Um.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

No, I'm actually kind of scared, based on what you've told me about him.

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faeriemere December 9 2008, 02:06:02 UTC
*amused* I was not expecting that reaction. He's really quite harmless. He does have rather unaccountable tastes, to be sure; but these days, I think it's more for show than anything else.

Anyway, in all fairness, he did say that he snickered his way through a good portion of the movie. *grumbles* He still said he enjoyed it, though.

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caveat_lect0r December 14 2008, 07:30:52 UTC
This is COMPLETELY apropos to this entry. Watch this video.

And then...

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faeriemere December 14 2008, 14:59:51 UTC
*snorfle* Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh. MADE OF WIN.

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caveat_lect0r December 16 2008, 06:46:19 UTC
IKR?


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coventry_lance December 18 2008, 01:05:34 UTC
The smile ones totally kill me. And winking.

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magicsandwiches December 18 2008, 05:01:26 UTC
Boo, I wish we could have gone together! Bon and I went on Friday and boy, did we laugh hard. The couple behind us actually had to tell us to shut up. Oops.

That said, I totally loved watching it. It's weird how many things I hated, while finding the movie truly enjoyable.

I'll write you a decent review soon.

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faeriemere December 18 2008, 21:38:59 UTC
There are so many people I wish I could have seen it with. Someone needs to develop a cheap, high-speed method of travel to facilitate such cross-continental gatherings.

Did you really? I had such a hard time enjoying it. It was so bad! So poorly done. Not all of it, but such big pieces!

And yet, I wonder how New Moon'll come out, instead of just dismissing it as a lost cause.

Yay, I can't wait!

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magicsandwiches December 24 2008, 17:08:07 UTC
I have to post this in parts because LJ won't let me make a post this long. HA HA ( ... )

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magicsandwiches December 24 2008, 17:09:23 UTC
Part 2 ( ... )

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