My trip to the mall

Dec 24, 2004 18:10

SALES GUY: Happy holidays! Can I help you!

ME: Omigosh, you're so cute!

Being a female has never been better. Maybe this prairie girl skirt isn't as bad as I thought. *checks*

SALES GUY: I DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON!

ME: Here's your MONEY. Shut-up and go away!

ME: *grudgingly giving him my check card* Aren't you a bit old for this?

SALES GUY:

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wicked_kiss December 25 2004, 00:20:43 UTC
They hire the weirdest persons for the holiday season. I doubt he will be there next week.

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