There's a methed out dude sitting across from me at a cafe talking all kinds of gibberish, and I can't help think that it's kinda funny. He does have a certain upbeat tone that is appealing. I honestly can't even write done exactly what he's saying, except he asked the cafe owners to take down the survellience camera.
I got an internship at an internet startup downtown! It's part time but it's $17 an hour, I'm a mutha fuckin skrilla gorilla!
I really see this as my first step to beomcing a yuppie who live in a SOMA condo and commutes to the south bay, and pretends to be an adult but actually spends all their time playing video games. TIGHT!