forgot about livejournal

and it's a hard raaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinn's a gonna fall.

So I saw this dude Joe Negri play jazz guitar. He was really damn good. Then I learned that he played Handyman Negri on Mr Rogers' Neighborhood and got his autograph which means I now have autographs of two people on the show. Now all I need is... fuck. :(

fuck stingrays

I just met Mr. McFeely ( Read more... )

Frappuccinos: a viscous cycle.

The gag reflex is nature's way of saying use a vagina.

I think masturbating in the shower should be called Shaking a Tower.

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Queef Latina?