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Motherboy - FFA Post #179

Jan 20, 2013 12:29

Why hasn't Motherboy, the traditional dance attended by a woman and her son, taken off in fandom? It's not any wackier than a coffeeshop AU.

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Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 04:17:49 UTC

So, there's thing inspired by an XKCD comic called the Up-goer 5, which you can find here: http://splasho.com/upgoer5/

It spellchecks your writing so that you have to create sentences using only the 1000 most commonly used words in the English language. Some of the movie descriptions done with it are hilarious, and I want to see what meme can come up with! So, if you're in the mood, write a description of your favorite canons using the Up-Goer 5 and let other nonnies try to guess what it is.

[An easy one to start]A boy has really good powers but lives with a bad family in a small place. His uncle and aunt hit him and give him no food many times. One day it is the day he became a baby. A flying animal is at his door with a letter. It is a letter for good school in a big big house far away where there is an old man and many children. His uncle and aunt are really mad and they all drive away to a little house far away. A big man with a pink rain thing comes and makes his not brother a pink heavy ( ... )

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:28:10 UTC

Dragons of Pern!

(I only had to read the first line)

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:11:23 UTC

Some kids play a game and it kills almost everyone. Then they talk to some other kids who played the game first and are mad at the new kids for fucking everything up with weird time shit and stupid. Then about half of those kids get killed. Then it turns out everything is so fucked they have to start everything over. EVERYTHING. Which will pretty much kill the kids. But they escape being killed by the start-over and go to a place where their parents are kids like them and also just as stupid. Maybe more stupid. But they do less weird time shit. And there's another kid who will grow up to kill almost everyone. Again. Or already. Fucking time shit.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:29:25 UTC

Congratulations on writing one of the most concise summaries of Homestuck I've ever seen.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:48:20 UTC

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:47:58 UTC

And that's the first time I've actually wanted to read Homestuck. And I'm pretty sure that's vague enough that I won't be spoiled.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:12:03 UTC

A man who lives on water goes to hear some music. A doctor says "You can't beat the time right." The man who lives on water says the doctor can live on water with him. The doctor says yes. Also, he finds out things for people.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:27:43 UTC

Master and Commander (and the rest of the series)

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 22:58:59 UTC

Oh my God, for some reason I find "The man who lives on water says the doctor can live on water with him. The doctor says yes." ludicrously touching. ;_;

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:23:32 UTC

The man who leads all the worlds got drunk and while he was drunk he dropped all the worlds and all of the things on them got lost. Oh no! This is bad.

You are that man's son and now it is your job to pick up all the things that your damn drunk dad lost or you can't come home. You must do this with your balls.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:30:47 UTC

Naaaaaaa nanananana na na na Katamari Damacy!

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:47:38 UTC

Katamari!

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 09:29:50 UTC

You must do this with your balls

I am crying, omg

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 13:45:22 UTC

BEST ONE YET.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:23:35 UTC

There is a woman who is very good at her job, which is to make everyone see the bad stuff bad people do and make bad people say they're sorry (and give her money). She doesn't like big men who pick on little people, but she picks on everyone all the time. Then a second woman finishes school and comes to work for her. They're supposed to work together but the first woman is mean a lot and the second woman has to watch out. Lots of people die and it's sad. Many bad people get caught but others get away. The two women hurt and help each other. They have a weird relationship. Does the first woman make the world a better place? We don't know.

Re: Up-Goer 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 06:17:32 UTC

If no one guesses, please let me know what this one is? I'm very curious!

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