[29] - [Video]

[failedcreator]

[The camera angle shows a clear view of the inside of a front loading dryer. Through the clear, if slightly linty, plastic on the front you can see a steak sitting inside. It looks rather raw. Almost oozing, really

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[needshumility]

[Eddie comes on screen] Um. Sorry about that, everyone.

[He thrusts a scrubbing brush off camera,] Victor, get cleaning.

[And back to everyone else,] I'll explain later.

[SPAM]

Seriously, Victor, get cleaning that off.

[Spam]

[failedcreator]

[Victor just raises his eyebrows slightly, still pointing his journal at the steak in the dryer.]

I do not believe that is my role upon the barge. I work in the infirmary, as you well know.

Re: [Spam]

[needshumility]

[Eddie shakes his head, and reaches over and tries to pluck the communicator from Victor's hands,] Oh no. You created a mess, you clean it up. That's how this works. You're taking responsibility for this.

[This, on a very small level, was the point he was looking to prove.] You got permission to do the whole thing. Start to finish. So roll up your sleeves and get on with it. [He wasn't angry, but was definitely stern.]

[Spam]

[failedcreator]

[Victor lets Eddie take his journal, but he looks obviously unhappy.] This is most indecent! The steak remains steaming. If the experiment were to be truly completed, it may need to remain in there for a number of days. Perhaps then it would be complete.

[Victor was very close to crossing his arms, but put his hands in his pockets instead. Cleaning up the dryer! What a ridiculous notion. That would have been disgusting.]

[rass_bestie]

May I ask the purpose of your experiment? [And why you needed to destroy a dryer for it?]

[failedcreator]

To observe the impact of modern technology on flesh. It is most interesting. And you need fear not, my warden has approved it.

[rass_bestie]

The impact of modern technology on flesh? To what end?

[failedcreator]

Mere curiosity, I am afraid. Did you find it most interesting?

[gotgreenmagic]

......

I need to know which dryer that is so I can never ever use it again.

[failedcreator]

Shall I mark it for you, as to distinguish it from the others?

[gotgreenmagic]

Well, since you've already doodled all over it...

No. Just turn your camera back on and take a step back.

[failedcreator]

You are referring to my scientific reminders, of course?

[Pause, because he's been arguing with Eddie a bit. And then a shot of the dryer. Its open. There's a lot of goo.]

[ichoosefight]

Oh ew. Please tell me you're cleaning that with bleach. Which dryer is that?

[needshumility]

It's being cleaned as we speak. There will be bleach.

And it's the third from the left.

[ichoosefight]

Right, making a special note of that. I'm so glad I don't understand biology or cooking well enough to know what that goop is.

[needshumility]

I'm going to say it's meat and rendered fat.

[stopthat_destro]

[Breaking his 'no talking to Victor because I hate him' ban to saaaay:]

You can't just do any stupid thing you want and declare it science! Stop perverting it with your liberal application of the label!

[failedcreator]

Clearly, you once again fail to understand the wiles of science.

[stopthat_destro]

Of course, I'm only a doctor; I only dedicated my entire life to advancing an obscure technology to unfathomable proportions, and I don't understand science, while an IDIOT WHO COULDN'T EVEN BUILD A TOASTER DOES!

[failedcreator]

You speak nonsense. One simply requires a fire to build a toaster. Even a child could achieve this thing.