haterade.

[faileddiplomacy]

hi.
propel sucks.
artificial sweetener causes cancer and failure at life. i.e. dying and/or loudly complaining that they don't have your favorite diet/no sugar/no caffeine/no reason for drinking it beverage.

you may have to do 482 more sit-ups if you drink vitamin water over propel,
but what they're not telling you is

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[badnews_bears]

i will stick to my good old fashion water and the occassional v8 splash.

[auggie]

propel/gatorade/vitamin water (the latter of which shouldn't even be in this category, as it's a gimmick drink) are for people that need rapid rehydration. ya know, athletes. marathon runners, football players, cyclists.

not some yuppie douche doing an hour on a stairmaster.

but i will say propel can kill a hangover like nothing i've ever had.

[faileddiplomacy]

the hangover bit i have heard before.
i just can't get past the taste of artificial sweetener.

[auggie]

the other tried and true hangover remedy is the bloody bull; a bloody mary with a couple beef bullion cubes mixed in. tastes like liquid shit to me, but will leave you feeling like a million bucks.

[faileddiplomacy]

i ate one of those as a kid (except it was chicken) because my mom wouldn't let me try one, and anytime someone mentions chicken bouillon cubes offhand i gag.

also, we all should get together soon.

[__resolution]

dude fifty cent created vw...dont hate.
but seriously...why dont people drink real water anymore?

[faileddiplomacy]

he didn't create vitamin water, he just made a flavor.
the glaceau institute manufactures it.

i gather that the only reason he got to is that he was in all those coke commercials, coke distributes vitamin water, do the math.

[manic_angst]

deep