second try is the charm apparently

[failedsynthesis]

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[sonjamillicent]

"Moaning Myrtle goes on a hot date with Narcissa Malfoy with the flying Ford Anglia"

...threesome?

[sonjamillicent]

"Harry kills Ginny during the Triwizard Tournament"

hahaha. Was this made by a Harry/Hermione shipper?

[sonjamillicent]

"Ginny Weasley kills Ginny thanks to the Petrificus Totalus"

HAHAHA, CLEARLY MADE BY AN H/H SHIPPER

and apparently, the Full Body-Bind spell kills people now. Who knew?

[sonjamillicent]

"Minerva McGonagall is turned into an orangutan who says OOK with help from the Nose-Biting Teacup"

OOK then

[sonjamillicent]

"Severus Snape goes to fight with rebels against unfair regimes without a second glance"

FIGHT THE POWER, SNAPE