you can delet me.

bitches, hoes.
friends of bitches and hoes...
I now have a job at blockbusters.
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TOP 15 New names for lj…if you can think of one, let me know

1. Butchers_Wife
2. Potential_boner
3. Practice_Rape
4. _victim_You_are
5. ima_tosha
6. &_She_was_naked
7. 3hr_sex
8. 1_minute_sex
9. pussy_hair
10. noW_we_can_fUck
11. BLEEP_U
12. 1Cop_2pornos
13. He_said_what
14. Nuns_kill
15. _givesfinger_&

Yall seen those Jessica/Ashlee Simpson commercials where Jessica thinks she cute because she is “making fun of herself” and Ashlee is cute just because is. Yea those commercials get on my nerves, but I will admit that my ass likes that one part in that pizza hut commercial where Jessica goes “come on flap em’ again”.. maybe because her voice just ( Read more... )

Say something..anything..about 21 people on your friends list.

1.akashachaos One of the first people that I had on my Lj. She’s a bank teller, she loves the black men.. and she is a up front type of female… and you gotta love that.

2._spillmyguts My wife. My pizza hut arty's wife. One Witty motherfucker right their (points to her), her name is better than yours.... ( Read more... )

I Watched Win a Date With Tod Hamilton on pay-per-view (a crap movie only salvaged by the Tod character's actor who is hot in a plastic Ryan Seacrest sort of way).


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Save By the Bell gets on my nerves. I was watching 3 episodes today on TBS and the only thing that gets on my nerves about it is that the writer doesn’t know what a countine plot is, lets say that in a episode… Zack and Slater have sex, the next episode.. it would be like nothing happened. Damn you and your one episode ideas.

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I met this cute girl at Wal-Mart ( Read more... )

yea. my tits still hurt. thats why i am typing this naked...about to lay in a tub.