Narcisism at its best

[failuremokid]

The best thing about being a narcissist is when I masturbate I think of myself.

So I save a lot of disk space on my computer. No porn. Just pictures of me.

Think about it, the "adult" industry is a billion dollar business.

I found a loophole in having a personality disorder...

Comments

[jennabassist]

even whittney houston said loving yourself is the greatest love of all

[failuremokid]

Yeah so what if she's a crazy black lady with a drug addiction. And she doesn't write her songs either.

Whitney knows her shit...

[nofxhoar]

wouldn't a mirror be just as easy? or even easier than uploading pictures of you?

[failuremokid]

yeah but using the keyboard and mouse while masturbating improves my hand eye coordination.

[nofxhoar]

keyboard AND mouse? and masturbating all at the same time? do you have extra hands?

[failuremokid]

No, I'm very quick with my hands though, I have one stroking my wee wee and the other rotating between the keyboard and mouse.

Sometimes I use my feet...

[lazer85]

hahah thats the greatest thing i ever read, and your listening to raffi! hahahah. Being a narcissus also saves you worries about wanting friends and stuff, anyone who doesnt want to be friends with you doesnt want to be your friend because they are an idiot. Thats how i feel anyways.

[failuremokid]

I guess so, I'm my own best friend.

RXC

Raffi Core

[brokensunrise]

HAHAHAHA. You're insane.

[appleapple]

Baby beluga?