My mother is more sympathetic to the death of animals than her own kind (not fellow PETA members, humans in general). So when she saw this documentary about the role dogs played in the Vietnam
War, she basically lost her last nerve. I thought the special would be about the Vietcong eating the dogs as food but I was wrong, very wrong, it was about ( Read more... )

Why did michael jackson call boyz II Men?

He thought it was a delivery service...

I'm sure most of you have seen those "If you smoke weed you fund/support terrorism" Ads. They're among the lowest of absolutely horrible/incorrect ads I have ever seen, and keep in mind Herbal Essences claims their shampoo gives you orgasms.

My theory is simple, this whole theory that weed fuels terrorism originates with the Indians (I mean Native ( Read more... )

I really love Spirit Week at Ramapo for a wide variety of reasons. Today marked Wild and Wacky Day at Ramapo High School (The educational pride of new jersey public schools). There were girls dressed in hooker shorts, fishnet stockings, pink hair and clothes of that nature. Some people wore clown shoes, others wore mismatched socks (SOOOO WILD). ( Read more... )

Meet the CIA-like security squad at Ramapo High School.


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So I was sorting out old papers from school last year, since my first day of school is tomorrow when I came upon an interesting piece of paper. It was a compilation of entrepreneurial ideas for when I completed all of my schooling. The list goes as following (It's short ( Read more... )

So I found a foreign hair on my futon and it was obviously not mine. In fact I believe it was a pubic hair.

So like any good brother I disposed of it...

...Except my place of disposal was my sister's cereal box.

Pubey-O's: Part of this complete breakfast!

So just when I think that my family is done trying to exterminate me using poisoned food, they prove to me they have no shame.

I open the fridge once more and I see a note that reads "Jim, we're going out for the night, we left you some meatloaf."

So I look at the meatloaf. And this is what I see:

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Okay so I was putting on our security system and I noticed something that I had not noticed before. Something so graphic, ludacrous and degrading, I was sternly appalled.


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The best thing about being a narcissist is when I masturbate I think of myself.

So I save a lot of disk space on my computer. No porn. Just pictures of me.

Think about it, the "adult" industry is a billion dollar business.

I found a loophole in having a personality disorder...