Dinner Time

[failuremokid]

So just when I think that my family is done trying to exterminate me using poisoned food, they prove to me they have no shame.

I open the fridge once more and I see a note that reads "Jim, we're going out for the night, we left you some meatloaf."

So I look at the meatloaf. And this is what I see:

Comments

[juhsey10]

my uncles dog eats cat crap out of litter boxes.
it must be a demented annoying dog thing.

and yeah..thats what i get..to do lists and lovely dinners like that.
at least let me make a damn sandwich.

[failuremokid]

I don't see the problem if the dog wants to eat it. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make the horse drink.

Same thing here.

Enjoy your sandwhich.

[blackwid0w]

Starting when I was seven, my mother wouldn't do shopping or cooking. I would walk to the store about a mile and a half away. It was too hot for me to walk the whole way during the day, so I'd go after curfew was up (4am).
I wish I could've had a childhood.

[failuremokid]

I think I've seen this story on Sally Jesse Raphael...

[blackwid0w]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out that someone else had to deal with that.

[xtimxmx]

haha, I don't even think either of those could be defined as food.

[failuremokid]

That's because its poison!

[smurfettte]

oh come on.
the second one is refridgerated chinese food.
stop being a pussy and eat.

love
laura

[failuremokid]

I'm not buying that for one minute...

[skulldudette]

aww
poor you!
you can come and have some asian food!
;)

[failuremokid]

I have received reports that the second one is in fact Chinese food, but alas, I am not convinced...

[suckmytoe]

oh shit that's gross

[failuremokid]

What specifically is gross?

[suckmytoe]

the whole damn thing!..what kind of mother would feed her child that kind of thing!...tsk tsk

[failuremokid]

Yeah she's maniacal...