Dinner Time

[failuremokid]

So just when I think that my family is done trying to exterminate me using poisoned food, they prove to me they have no shame.

I open the fridge once more and I see a note that reads "Jim, we're going out for the night, we left you some meatloaf."

So I look at the meatloaf. And this is what I see:

Comments

[moyru]

Poor Jimmy. Everyone's out to get you. Pretty soon they'll end up blasting Doris Day in your ears.

[failuremokid]

They better not, there will be hell to pay.

[moyru]

If you ever need help coming up with pranks, just ask. I'll be glad to help.

And hopefully they won't go to such extreme measures to kill you.

[amakeshiftlove]

The things you have shown me were not only disturbing, but made me shudder. I think I might become violently ill at what society is today.

Oh, and nice idea with the dog food. Clever, if you ask me.

[failuremokid]

Yeah, if she's extra good I'll let her eat her own shit as dessert.

[amakeshiftlove]

how you come up with these things..is one thing i will never know.

[hypokineticman]

she's probably still pissed about the whole "KNOCK BITCH" thing.

"haha i'll show that little fucker to flash me again" *meatloafs*

[failuremokid]

Yeah it's her fault, I'm not apologizing for anything.

She really blew this thing out of proportion.

[nofxhoar]

i like meatloaf, but that indeed looks like some semblance of icky cat food. chinese food should never congeal, nor should pretty much any food not ending in "ello." just be lucky your mom does not feed you in quite the same way that you feed the dog.

my advice? order some pizza, or start living on ramen, preparing yourself for college. some of my friends went on tour with their bands and they now enjoy just eating the dry noodle biscuit, with the flavor sprinkled on it. what could be easier?

[failuremokid]

Anorexia is easier. But thanks for the suggestions!

[nofxhoar]

i would rather gnaw on a dry noodle covered in meat flavored salt than deal with the guilt of anorexia. that's just me.

[failuremokid]

So would I but I'm just saying there's less involved to just not eating anything.

Anorexia is the lazy (wom)man's disorder...

[eight2xero]

bahahahaha.
that's totally gross.

you should have an asian mom.

[failuremokid]

Do I sense sarcasm?

[eight2xero]

never!

[lazer85]

...for dinner.