Sorry Karen...

[failuremokid]

So I found a foreign hair on my futon and it was obviously not mine. In fact I believe it was a pubic hair.

So like any good brother I disposed of it...

...Except my place of disposal was my sister's cereal box.

Pubey-O's: Part of this complete breakfast!

Comments

[magic8ball385]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats the nastiest thing ever!!
why would you do that to your sister!!!???

[failuremokid]

Because they wanted a war with all that shit they've been doing to me. All that poison.

WELL THEY GOT WAR.

[magic8ball385]

i would freak out
and kill someone if i found a
pubic hair in my cereal!!!
i'm glad you're not MY brother!!!

[failuremokid]

Don't lie, you wish we were related...

[xtimxmx]

I thinkt hat if you want war, something to a more extreme level is needed. A pubic hair could not even be noticed, or have any affect. I say that you put some certain bodily fluids inside drinks, and more.

[failuremokid]

You've never seen the mayo, I guess, have you?

[xtimxmx]

haha, apparently not. got any apple juice around the house?

[failuremokid]

No, but I make my own icing for the cakes I bake...

[nofxhoar]

well that is really gross. but i guess you are getting something good since there are pubes that are not yours on your futon. props. word. yo.

[nofxhoar]

also, i believe you stole the song from one of my recent entries. stop listening to my music, i swear it's mine.

[failuremokid]

Silverstein?

Hah, I have the cd but it's track 6 and it's a great fucking song...

[nofxhoar]

i don't have the cd, but at the end of last school year i downloaded a lot of silverstein and listened to it until i realized that too much emo and screamo type stuff at a time made me sad. so i just listen to it in moderation. i was thinking about getting the cd.

[smurfettte]

how do you know its not your own pube
is that a special talent of yours you failed to mention?
pube identification?
way to go, asshole.

love
laura

[failuremokid]

I have very dark brown hair, the hair I saw was blonde.

Way to think, asshole.

[smurfettte]

wow gross.

way to be an asshole, asshole.

love
laura

[failuremokid]

Shutup buttbare...

[belindashort]

You should have put it in her milk...I hate that shit. There's not much more disgusting than finding someone elses pube on your furniture.

[failuremokid]

Or finding it in your mouth...

[belindashort]

Thankfully that's never happened to me.