Sorry Karen...

[failuremokid]

So I found a foreign hair on my futon and it was obviously not mine. In fact I believe it was a pubic hair.

So like any good brother I disposed of it...

...Except my place of disposal was my sister's cereal box.

Pubey-O's: Part of this complete breakfast!

Comments

[xheart_corex]

thats wrong, pubes in a cereal box. i should be thankful we aren't related.

[failuremokid]

She started it...

[skulldudette]

lol omg... Im eating cereals right now. Im like looking for hair and making sure nothing is in. But that's so wrong!

[failuremokid]

wahhh wahhh, eat up...

[starxcandy]

Mwahahahhaahh, you are awesome!! Although, I would kill you if you put Pubes in my cereal.... ass! :)

[failuremokid]

Yeah but you don't buy rabbit shit trying to poison and kill me, do you?

I thought not. She deserves it...

[starxcandy]

on second thought, put some "special" juice in it too...

[failuremokid]

I make my own homemade handcream if ya wanna call it that.

It's better than Nutrogena, maybe she'll find my own natural cream replacing her facial cream...

[_tryst]

Ewww. =/

[mojon]

wait a minute, how do you know it wasn't yours? did you put it under a microscope or check dna? Maybe one day after a scratch fest it just fell out.. hmm, just one theory , muahahahahaha well, good comes from everything.. now your sister had a nutritious breakfast. :)

[failuremokid]

I have very dark, brown hair. The hair was light, blonde hair.

It's pretty obvious...