Sorry Karen...

[failuremokid]

So I found a foreign hair on my futon and it was obviously not mine. In fact I believe it was a pubic hair.

So like any good brother I disposed of it...

...Except my place of disposal was my sister's cereal box.

Pubey-O's: Part of this complete breakfast!

Comments

[countingtears]

that happened to me once, but it wasnt pubic hair...unless someone has really long pubic hair.

[xxemocutiexx]

ewww, did she notice it? haha, how old is ur sister? damn, im luck my bro is 11 i guess.

[failuremokid]

She's my twin sister. I'm 17 and she's 8...

[xxemocutiexx]

now THAT is an interesting story, how did that happen?

[lilolelindoony]

when i was four my brother picked his nose and put it on his milk. i tried telling my mom but she yelled at me and told me to drink my milk.

i started to cry.

when she turned around, my bro had taken it off and my mom yelled at me for lying.

i went and watched tv with my dad, who said i did not have to finish my dinner.

ahh my dad and his ability to save me from childhood trauma...

yup.

[failuremokid]

That's a heartfelt story.

[_istalkyou]

I like your way of thinking. You could start a revolution. Take over the world. Become President. A senator. A Governor. Or even....manage a McDonald's.

[failuremokid]

Or even manage a weiner hut...