Conspiracy?

[failuremokid]

Okay so I was putting on our security system and I noticed something that I had not noticed before. Something so graphic, ludacrous and degrading, I was sternly appalled.

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[failuremokid]

I only did it to prove a lesson.

I normally do not flash my mother.

Though it's tempting...

[amakeshiftlove]

you make me laugh. very much.

[xtimxmx]

Bring it to the People's Court and let me be a witness, it's my dream to make it on that show.

[failuremokid]

Okay judy...

[hypokineticman]

if i was a female, i would ask you to father my children.

[failuremokid]

Haha I'm not sure how to react but I'm flattered.

And yeah, that seems to be a popular request as of late.

I can artificially inseminate your future female companion though, if that's any consolation...

[countingtears]

hahahha that was fucking amazing.

[failuremokid]

Why does everyone take such joy in my misery?

[countingtears]

because its hilarious

[xheart_corex]

i'm shocked that you actually did that, you are a hilarious guy.

[failuremokid]

You're shocked I did that?

Why is no one shocked by the actions of my family?