THE POWER! THE UN-LEE-MITED POWER!

[fairest]

Today I circumcised a little newborn baby! It turned out *perfectly.* I am a baby-delivering, infant-penis-chopping MACHINE.

YEAH!

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[ivy03]

This is perhaps the oddest post to appear on my f-list...

[fairest]

I recognize this. I just really kind of love my job right now. :D

I also got to examine and hold and feed and change and burp and swaddle and snuggle babies all week. Scents aside, it was wonderful. ERMAHGERD newborn babies. <3 <3 <3

[gryphonrose]

Ow.

[peacewood]

Just don't tell Andrew Sullivan.

[fairest]

I'm pretty good at de-braining mice, myself. And cannulating their brains. :)

[trinityvixen]

I shall join you in the glorious duty of chopping male bits off tomorrow when I go help castrate some kitties. Our plan to emasculate men across the mammalian spectrum reaches its fruition...

[fairest]

UNITE!!