I'm about to take Samantha to the vet. It was so weird. She slept by my head all night and seemed perfectly fine, but the second I woke up, she started vomiting all over the place. If she keeps it up, she's going to get really dehydrated really quickly and that is super-bad for a cat her age with known liver problems ( Read more... )

Anyone want to hang out tonight? Really, I just want to be chill and hang out with friends, so maybe we could meet here (after I straighten, of course) and just chill out with a few drinks, good food (if I can be persuaded to cook), good friends and good conversation ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes, when no one's looking, you clench both of your fists, imagine blades coming out of your knuckles and you whisper the word, "snkkt" under your breath? You know, just to help yourself get through the day?
Just me?

Damnit.

Is anyone doing anything cool tonight or does anyone want to do anything cool? I get off work at 8:30, so call my cell if you know of something going down.

682*553*0030

Hey, guys! Do me a favor! Go to www.nbc.com/lsc It's the Last Comic Standing website! Go and vote for Tig Notaro. She is absolutely motherfucking hysterical, but she got the shaft and was eliminated when the judges decided to let Roz (the token sassy, black lady) go to the next round. Watch her 3 minute set if you don't believe me ( Read more... )

Someone tell me how to burn CDs.

- Shot out of bed this morning at 7:30 because I was supposed to be at work at 7:00 ( Read more... )

Life lesson I should know by now because I'm 24 years old #1:

Don't ever, ever wear dangly earrings when you know you're going to be around kittens.

I love my boyfriend ( Read more... )

I just got my car back and as hated experiences go, this whole thing really wasn't so bad. They told me everything was going to cost about $320, but when I got there today they only charged me about $270. I was afraid to ask why in case they realized that they had made some sort of error and went back to the previous figure ( Read more... )