Prayer to the Muses

[fairjennet]

Dear Muses,
Alright, bitches,
O magnificent incarnations of inspiration,
get your pretty asses over here in my brain rightthefuckNAOW.
why have you forsaken me?
It's not like I don't get your whole attention whore thing.
I've worshiped at your altar for years now.
Remember all those cigarettes I lit and then forgot to smoke while writing? Those

Comments

[just_ann_now]

LOL! I'm gonna cross-stitch this and hang it right here by the computer. With a little vase of flowers and a candle underneath.

[fairjennet]

You're going to cross-stitch the words "non-anniversary buttsmex" and hang it up by the computer? That's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard. Ever.