Drabble meme whut.

[fake_alchemist]

Okay, I should probably be working on something, and I'm trying not to think at all right now because it'd mean making decisions about whether or not I want to shell out money to keep up Russel's icons, and I'm incredibly tired and generally unmotivated and rambling and quite possibly redundant

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[canned_al]

Russel babysitting Ed and/or Winry.

[aoe_knight]

“I DON’T NEED TO DRINK MILK!”

Edward was infuriated. This Russel who was supposed to be babysitting him had spent the entire hour pestering him about drinking milk to grow bigger.

“But Ed, milk’s an important part of your daily diet. Without it, you’ll always just be a little sprout.” Ed groaned and, giving up, buried his head in his arms. He was considering just staying like that when a shadow covered him. The alchemist looked up to see the tiny form of a young Winry looming over him.

“Al put me in charge, so it’s bedtime, both of you!”

[canned_al]

omg that's so cute. ♥ Bet she found a wrench too.

[fake_alchemist]

Glad you like it! ♥ And yeah, she probably would find her workshop.

[latrine_orderly]

Anything Excel or Il Palazzo please~

[fake_alchemist]

Excel shifted a little in Il Palazzo’s throne, feeling somewhat bored, but definitely quite satisfied. Yes, the camp had cruelly afflicted her with another bout of common sense, and she knew she’d have to actively repress these memories later when she was back to normal, but it was worth it.

Palazzo called up to her from the bottom of the pit. “May I ask, when did you find time to write ‘Heil Lord Ilpacock’ down here so many times, while attempting to fight off the monsters?”

The corner of her mouth twitched into a smile. “We...made a deal.”

[latrine_orderly]

Ahahahaaaa, that's beautiful. ¦D

[fake_alchemist]

Ah, thank you very much!

[classprotector]

Anne/Russ?

[fake_alchemist]

...Just, like, general interaction, or is that a pairing?

[laser_mcawesome]

Pairing of dooooooooom?

[fake_alchemist]

Let me whip something up.

[anonymous]

Jay and Silent Bob and Tiny Randal Ari.

-Lady-mun, becuse library cmputers still are like mortal enimies with LJ.

[fake_alchemist]

“Hey, little-Randal! Dude, you fucking need to start keeping your store cleaner.”

Ari looked up from his counter at the two suspicious characters that had been loitering in his store for so long. He considered some responses, but deciding not being mugged by hoodlums was best, replied only with “…wut.”

Jay motioned at hiss trash on the floor. “I said you fucking need to start keeping your store cleaner. Someone could slip on this shit and sue you, tiny-Randal.”

Ari glanced over to Silent Bob, who simply nodded in agreement. He sighed. “…Will you leave if I do?”

“Nope!”

[mymotherthegun]

♥

[fake_alchemist]

♥ Why is that the only episode of Clerks I've ever gotten to watch?

[anonymous]

Extra Icons @ you, lover! ♥

jkfl;dsa you make me feel so happy!guilty. It's over a hundred words, but:

[fake_alchemist]

Izumi sighed, happily tucked against her husband’s side, his arm around her shoulders. She gazed at Seig as he slept, watching his giant chest slowly move as he breathed, his eyes staring always at the ceiling, motionless. This is what she had missed so much, at camp.

But that was behind them, now. She was home, and while it had taken some screaming, some threatening, and quite a lot of hitting, all her family was finally together, under one roof. The master could finally relax and be happy.

--Except for that dull thudding noise. Grimacing, she wiggled out of Seig’s arms and went to go see which of the camper’s she’d brought home needed to be beat.

*loff loff loff*

[anonymous]

Adorable! *__* It's so cutely wonderful!! ♥♥♥

No feeling guilty! Anything for my favorite snarky bitch husband. =3

Ah, at least LJ's login stupidity lately makes it easier to stay anonymous xD;