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[fake_saxophone]

I had a very delightful weekend. No, fuck that. It was the fucking bomb diggity.

Lawl. No, it was nice and low key.

Here is my tale. I'll keep it nice and concise.

I drove to Orlando on Thursday. Wanting to make it in time for Valentine's so I could give Ben the deep dicking he deserved, my luggage included a Hawaiin shirt, Magnum XL condoms, and a

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[tattoochickftw]

Sand bucket..I don't remember a sandbucket..must have been an awful small bucket..lawl...I <3 U!!!