Oh man, I worked out my legs for the first time in a while, and my ass hasn't been this sore since 5th grade summer camp, when camp counselor Jerry made us funny tasting pudding before bed ( Read more... )

It's been a drama filled month and a half, but I will spare the details and stick to pictures of awesomeness.

My last day in Orando.

( IIIIII can show you the woooooorld. )

What's up my cumly sluts?

Also, I know I'm wearing the same shirt from the day at Universal. I have a rotation of about 5 tshirts I wear in public, and 2 of them are the "I'll be Bach" shirts.

( Buffalo River backpacking )

It's 4 am, but I'm up. I usually am, nowadays. I can't find a job. That depressing fact is, in turn, making me depressed. I've been turned down so many times that I feel conditioned to failure. A catch 22 then occurs because this results in some days where I can't even bring myself to go out job hunting, and then I feel like an even bigger piece of ( Read more... )

 You ever get to wondering about how tight your asshole is and think, "Man, there is no way a dick could go in there." I think about that on a semi-regular basis.... but after the gigantic shit I just took, I'm pretty sure I've been proven wrong. After carefully inspecting the length and girth of the bowel movement I just voided, I've come to the ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

 I caught my dick on my zipper 3 times last night. So now I have 3 scars on my dick. It looks like I fucked a girl from Africa without a condom 4 to 6 weeks ago. Normally, when I'm not touching my dick, which isn't very often (hey-ohhh), it doesn't hurt. But I just took a piss, and when I tugged on my Charlie Brown to dab the remaining dew off my ( Read more... )

After being delayed for almost a week, last night I finally witnessed a night launch. Space shuttle Discovery left the Kennedy Space Center at 11:59 PM.

We were 11 miles south of the launch pad at the edge of the nearby bay. Despite being 11 miles away, we could still see the shuttle in the distance. A guy next to us had the biggest set of ( Read more... )

I've been hearing people use the phrase, "It is what it is," a lot lately. I want to say that sounds like an expression derived from our black culture. If so, count that as another thing co-opted by my white friends. Random note.

Speaking of co-opting black culture, I stopped working hard at my job. Hey-ohhhh. No, in all seriousness, I have worked ( Read more... )

 WHat's up cum strutters?

It's been exactly 2 months since I have arrived in the Sunshine state, or as I like to call it, the gay state. Or Florida. Or... the boot state, or the crooked condom state. Anyways.

First things first. I passed the state exam and received my health and life insurance license 2 Fridays ago. I now have a spiffy license in my ( Read more... )