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I’m a different waiter than I was right before I left Ground Pati in May last year. I dunno what it is, but I’m more comfortable in my skin, so I’m more prone to shoot the shit and joke around with my tables. It’s nice. It makes the job more entertaining ( Read more... )

I heard a couple good jokes last night.

What's white on top and black on bottom?  Society

A smoking hot babe walks into a bar. A guy at the bar turns to her and says, "Wow, you are definitely going to get laid tonight!" The girl giggles and asks, "How do you know that?" And the guy responds, "Because I'm stronger than you."

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Lately it seems as though I spend a big part of my days pondering what to do with my life. School's up. What am I going to do? The question doesn't scare me like it used to (or so I think, as of now). My biggest task was to decide between 2 paths: pursue an "adult" career paying big bucks and be miserable OR struggle doing something I like that ( Read more... )

Today's Monday. That sucks for some people, but I'm off today and tomorrow (from Beta). Nuuuuut ( Read more... )

I just finished my 1st 2 days back at Ground Pat'i. Wow, just wow.

These past 2 days have been the best couple days I've had in... a while. Man, I felt like, like myself... I forgot what it was like to randomly walk past a coworker and gesture the international cunnilingus sign with my fingers, mouth, and tongue..... and then have him gesture the ( Read more... )

So yea, I have a confession to make. Travis, I've been reading through your old LJ. Here's how I stumbled upon it. Me, being vain and egotistical, decided to google my name. A link to your old journal came up. It was from that time I made a guest appearance with the Transporter 2 synopsis. Anyways, 2 hours later, I'm still reading your journal.

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High and Dry. Radiohead cover. Probably the greatest thing ever. The kid looks a little gay, but his vocals and piano skills make up for that. Goddamn it's good. One of my favorite songs too.

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The memories and experiences I've had over the past two weeks is giving me a 24/7 throbbing, mega-boner.

Fucking New Years. Man. How often does a guy get to make out with 2 chicks at the same time? FUUUUUCK. I just nutted.

So yea, holy shit. Gonna post an actual update. Enough of the dick and pussy cum fart comics and songs. It's time to get REAL.

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