so I'm at work, using my computer with no speakers. my friend Adam sends me a link and tells me to watch it without the sound. It's a clip from The Price is Right called "How not to play 10 Chances". There's a spectacularly dense woman trying to win a car by writing down the price of some flatware, but she's having some trouble and Bob Barker is ( Read more... )

After much soul searching the young man finally decided that the only solution was to fix up his ill-gotten bikes one by one and then leave them around town. Every night when he got home from work and every weekend he would tune, oil and often repaint the bikes. He returned the first bike he'd taken to the same no parking sign where he'd found it, ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there was a young man who lived in a small apartment above an old man's garage. He worked as a bicycle courier in a large city. He didn't smoke or drink or do drugs, he always paid his rent on time. On the whole, he was a very ordinary young man, except for one thing ( Read more... )

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Happy birthday alceria!!

"the bunny is not just for walking around - they are expecting hikers to climb its 20 foot sides and relax on its belly."

that is the best thing i've ever seen written down. okay, maybe not really, but it's fairly entertaining.

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

- William Carlos Williams

http://www.gprime.net/video.php/foxoncanada
i hate anne coulter so much more now.