Hello All!! It Is I The 13th Apostle!!

[the_13_apostle]

Hello everyone!

Currently, I am wandering around Earth due to getting kicked out out of heaven. Don't worry I'll get back in but for now I'm telling everyone the real stories of the bible. Metatron is always trying to keep a brother down but I always manage to slip out of his grasp.

Comments

[__metatron__]

Oh Lord, I am on the verge of convincing God to let you back in and you go and pull a stunt like this. I am not trying to keep you down, in fact I am trying to prevent you from being thrown into Hell and that is about as down as you can go

Welcome.

[catonthemoon]

As you know, I have been reading your journal for a short time now, but consider this my formal welcome to Livejournal and to this community.

I am Mewtwo, the most powerful Pokemon ever created. I wander the Earth in search of a place where I can belong, and an understanding of the race I once sought to destroy: humanity.

Anyway, I found your journal first through Metatron's. The impression I get is that you are an outcast. I am an outcast too. I was hoping that we could be friends.

Re: Welcome.

[__metatron__]

He is not an outcast, he is just annoying and he often gets himself into trouble
There is a big difference

Shutup!

[the_13_apostle]

Look here you Voice of God! I'm not annoying!! Now give me some chocolate chip cookies!!

[__metatron__]

I seriously doubt that you have done much to merit a chocolate chip pastry

To put it simply
No