There are always those angels that never take the time to kick back and relax. Always saying "we have to watch over the mortals" or "we have to spread the word of God". First of all, the CIA watches over all those mortals and secondly, preachers are down there to spread the word of God. Now many of them don't know what they are talking about but ( Read more... )

Until Metatron got mad at me for bringing a Britney Spears Cd up. He said that we can't bring the Devil's music into Heaven. I mean so I accidentally bumped into the Tree of Life when I was dancing. Okay, I was using the tree as a prop in my dance routine. I wasn't the only one dancing to the music either. I saw Jesus getting down and he didn't ( Read more... )

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I have milk but no chocolate chip cookies..

Give me chocolate cookies or burn in the fiery pits of hell!!!!

Need I say more?

Sorry that I haven't written in a while. I was hanging with the nuns in Bristow. I really only went there for the homecooked meals and that ass kickin cider they always make. I pretended to be a beggar and they gave me a room to stay in with a comfy handmade quilt. It was nice. The only setback is if you're going to stay with the nuns you're going ( Read more... )

I went to Saint Paul's Church today. I figured that I might as well spread the word while I'm down here on Earth. I decided to sit in one of the confessionals and give some lucky mortals a bit of good advice ( Read more... )

Once again my friends I have been kicked out of Heaven. That's okay though :) Sooner or later I'll find some mortal to tell my true tale to. Maybe...It will be you..

Come on people. Everyone knows that Jesus hides the wine under his sleeve.

Jesus was a pimp! Hands down! The brother had all these sheperd girls all over him. It wasn't enough to have Mary Magdalene. No! He had to have them all. I was like, "Jesus, hook a brother up!" and he was all like, "Hey man, these bitches are mine". WTF!!

Hey Jesus!! I want my money!!